What it will be like the last minutes of Tumblr if SOPA passes.
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Internet:
You've been so brave, sweetheart.
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Tumblr:
Why are you here? All of you.
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Internet:
We never left.
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Tumblr:
Does it hurt? Getting shut down?
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Megaupload:
Quicker than loading a page.
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Facebook:
You're nearly there.
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Tumblr:
I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to close down for me. And Wikipedia, your articles-
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Wikipedia:
Others will tell them what their founders died for. One day, they'll understand.
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Tumblr:
You'll stay with me?
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Facebook:
Until the end.
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Tumblr:
And the government wont be able to see you?
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Megaupload:
No... we're here you see.
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Tumblr:
Stay close to me.
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Internet:
Always.
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United States of America:
Good news, guys, we took down Megaupload. Now everyone can rest easy!
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Health Care System:
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Hand-gun Violence:
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Unemployment:
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Public Education:
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Gay Marriage:
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Marijuana Legislation:
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Middle East Conflict:
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World Hunger:
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Cancer Research:
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Ron Weasley:
You really need to sort out your priorities.